Little Birdie's Tweetings

birdie's feelin'

my Christmas songs! -- 2002-12-08

my sister emailed me this, I thought it was hilarious! p.s. I had the talk with my roommate, she was pissed when I reminded her I paid $325 not $225 and said she was going to check her bank statement. Good, let her check. But she didn't throw a hissy fit, and she may get the other roommate to be bitchy to me too, but at least it's only three more nights!I think I can make it till then!

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED


Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?


Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are


Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas


Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me


Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......


Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me


Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why


Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells,Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

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again - 2004-02-03
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